User:MatthewBDexter

Matthew Dexter is an American freelance writer living in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Matthew has been known to purchase exorbitantly priced Prada sunglasses that he cannot afford. He then eventually drops them on the floor, screams obscenities at the top of his lungs, and subsequently sobs hysterically for days. When Matthew is not writing, cursing and crying mercilessly over slightly scratched sunglasses, he enjoys life by the ocean. Beautiful beaches, breathtaking views, reading, and being inspired. But never candlelit dinners on the beach. He’s afraid of Pirates.